GR Dailies: How I Met Your Mother – The Broken Code

by Grace Crawford

Images courtesy of Bay & Thomas Productions and 20th Century Fox.

Images courtesy of Bay & Thomas Productions and 20th Century Fox.

9×04: “The Broken Code”

Even if you’re not a HIMYM fan, or even if you’re not a bro, you know about the Bro Code. It’s an unspoken (except not really, because Barney doesn’t shut up about it), unwritten (except apparently it’s replaced Gideon Bibles in select hotels) code of conduct strictly adhered to by the staunchest of bros. It is gospel. It is law. And Ted totally broke it at the end of season 8 when he held Robin’s hand at the carousel.

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GR Dailies: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – The Asset

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by Thom Yee

Images courtesy of Disney-ABC Domestic Television

Images courtesy of Disney-ABC Domestic Television

1×03:  “The Asset”

“This transaction combines Marvel’s strong global brand and world-renowned library of characters including Iron Man, Spider-Man, X-Men, Captain America, Fantastic Four and Thor with Disney’s creative skills, unparalleled global portfolio of entertainment properties, and a business structure that maximizes the value of creative properties across multiple platforms and territories.”

Those were the words of Robert Iger, President and CEO of Disney, when Disney bought Marvel in back 2009.  The thing I wanted to key in on is “library of characters.”  One of the reasons that long-standing superhero comicbook publishers like Marvel and DC have such a large library of characters is because they’re constantly inventing new characters to fit the latest concept/intellectual property (IP) they’ve come up with.  These characters eventually outlive their usefulness and are discarded whenever the next new IP(s) are being developed, replaced by new and, often-times, similar characters.

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Doctor Who: The Ninth Doctor (Season 1)

by Grace Crawford

All Doctor Who images courtesy of the BBC.

All Doctor Who images courtesy of the BBC.

Normally, conventions are a place of joy. They’re filled with happy fanboys and girls, all cavorting about in costumes and cosplays and skintight outfits. There are good things, like comics and posters and plush toys and keychains and Jayne hats and DVD box sets and t-shirts and Storm Troopers and panels with movie stars and previews of some of the exciting new movies that are coming up, and there are bad things, like two bimbos in Avengers outfits that hit on Karl Urban right as you’re in the middle of telling your boyfriend that no, girls can dress up like that without trying to hook up with celebrities because maybe they’re just really big fans or something.

But that’s not the annoying thing about cons lately. The annoying thing is that the convention floor is absolutely flooded with guys in pinstripe suits, trench coats, and Converse, or similar-looking guys in tweed suits, red bow-ties, and fezzes. Because the first time you see it, you’re like, “Awesome.” The second time you see it, you’re like, “Heh-heh, clever.” The thirty-seventh time you see it, you’re like, “If I see a David Tennant lookalike one more time, I’m going to jam his sonic screwdriver somewhere unpleasant.”

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GR Dailies: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – 0-8-4

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By Thom Yee

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Images courtesy of Disney-ABC Domestic Television

1×02:  “0-8-4”

In 2011’s The Avengers, about half-way through, Loki remarks “How desperate are you that you would call upon such lost creatures to defend you?”  The original Avengers comic is built on the idea of heroes that don’t belong coming together against a common foe.  But that was the ‘60s, and by now, the Avengers — as characterized by the super-soldier, the god, the armoured knight, and various other hanger-ons —is one of the most visible archetypes on which superhero teams are built.  The answer to the question “How desperate are you…” is supposed to lie in the idea of making do with what you have, but the real truth is the certain knowledge that a team without conflict, without markedly different character types, would make for a boring story.

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GR Dailies: How I Met Your Mother – Last Time in New York

by Grace Crawford

Images courtesy of Bay & Thomas Productions and 20th Century Fox.

Images courtesy of Bay & Thomas Productions and 20th Century Fox.

9×03: “Last Time in New York”

There’s an episode in season 3 of HIMYM called “First Time in New York.” In that episode, Ted and Barney pretend to be from out of town so they can scam on two hotties, who turn out to be from New Jersey and are therefore unbangable. It’s a story of two bros and their broings-on about town. It’s a happy time. A simpler time. Now, six years later, Barney’s getting married (in about eight months for us—sigh), and times are neither happy nor simple. They’re not particularly entertaining, either.

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She Says/He Says: Moulin Rouge!

She Says

by Grace Crawford

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All Moulin Rouge! images courtesy of Bazmark Films, Angel Studios, and 20th Century Fox.

When I was fifteen, my school put on a production of Les Miserables (which, as you know, is one of my favourite stories of all time). It was my first year in musical theatre, and I was absolutely psyched—until they cast me as, and I quote, “Whore #3.” Obviously it was exactly the sort of role that every girl dreams about getting, and I didn’t even go home crying about how my teachers obviously thought I was a tramp or anything.

My point is, I was young and had no idea how to act like a hooker, which was necessary for the dock scene in Act 1. No, it wasn’t like I had to mount one of my male classmates on stage in front of a thousand strangers (one of the older girls got to do that), but I did have to gyrate like a deranged stripper with a feather boa. And as the stage manager informed me, I wasn’t slutty enough. So she told me to go home and watch Moulin Rouge!.

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GR Dailies: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – Pilot

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by Thom Yee

Why I’m watching… Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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How could I not be watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?  The Avengers was the third highest grossing film of all time.  We get to follow a specialized S.H.I.E.L.D. team through the Marvel Universe we’ve only begun to explore.  Agent Coulson is back!  But how?  If ever Marvel and ABC had a hit on their hands, it would be Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.  Frankly, what kind of confused, alcoholic, unemployable, angry loners won’t be watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

There’s a problem though.  I still don’t really like Joss Whedon.  While I think the show’s got enormous potential, and I think Whedon’s team has a better shot than most at successfully show-running the series through suitably intriguing and action-packed seasonal arcs while maintaining a measured approach to storytelling, I still think elements of Whedon’s scripts are awkward and unnecessarily silly (“Don’t touch Lola”).  It’s those little Whedonisms.

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GR Dailies: How I Met Your Mother – The Locket, Coming Back

by Grace Crawford

Why I’m watching… How I Met Your Mother

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I’ve been watching HIMYM since… I guess it’s been, what, four or five years now? Right after I graduated high school, at any rate. It’s been a crazy ride, what with the incomparable awesomeness of the first two seasons and the middling-ness of the seasons that followed. More often than not it was a single episode every now and then, not an entire season, that rocked my world, made me believe in the magic of this show, and kept me watching.

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