CEO of Custodial Services, Liaison to the Lollipop Guild.
Pilot of the Jaeger Sierra Thunderclap.
Devastatingly beautiful, intimidatingly intelligent, and overwhelmingly modest. Obviously.
I put a lot of effort into each and every review I write, even the ones about stuff I like. And in the end, I usually like what I’ve made. And so should you. (More than the drivel Thom writes, at any rate.)
I like to think I’ve got pretty good taste (but please don’t ask about my musical preferences, because I promise you’ll lose any and all respect you have for me and I’ll feel the need to chronicle my emotional upset in my One Direction notebook), so you can be assured that I’ll pick something halfway decent to write about.
And even if I pick something so atrociously awful that you want to vomit yourself inside out, I promise it’ll be entertaining, even if I have to resort to butt jokes to keep you reading. But I hope I don’t have to. I hope I can always give you, dear reader, exactly what you want on the first try: something entertaining, insightful, personal, and filled with jokes about butts.
If you’re still curious about me (although I can’t imagine why you would be), head over to my favourites.
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