Miles Morales > Tom Holland > Andrew Garfield > Tobey Maguire

by Thom Yee

Spider-Man:  Into the Spider-Verse images courtesy of Sony Pictures Releasing

The theory of the multiverse suggests that there exists different universes parallel to our own.  In at least one interpretation of the theory, the number of parallels continues to stretch out and grow into infinity.  That means that there’s a universe where you, the reader of this purported review, and I, the writer of it, have not only met, but I may even have killed you in that universe (in fact, I probably would have killed you in most of them if we’re being honest; it’s just a personal flaw I have, a hair-trigger temper matched with a dedication to violence that I’m sure would transcend most universal barriers).  But, with the concept of infinite parallel universes in mind, there are probably a lot of worlds in which I may have saved you from death as well (probably not the other way around, though; again, a lack of being saved is something I feel is probably close to a universal constant given my innate resistance to receiving help).  And then, extrapolating with infinity in mind even further, all of that saving I could be doing in all of those other worlds could be with the aid of superpowers.  I might have been bitten by a radioactive spider and not died from radiation poisoning [or my fear of spiders] but instead gained the proportionate strength(s) of a spider in one.  Or I might share a telepathic link with a radioactive spider with whom I co-pilot a bio-mechanical spider suit in another.  Or I might even be some sort of totemic spider spirit who imbues my chosen champions with the greatest virtues of the spider in another still.  Or maybe you are instead.  Or something.  Or something else.  Or something else still.  Ad infinitum. Continue reading →