GR Dailies: Community – Cooperative Polygraphy

by Thom Yee

Community images courtesy of NBCUniversal Television Distribution

Community images courtesy of NBCUniversal Television Distribution

5×04:  “Cooperative Polygraphy”

For those of us who have stuck by Community over these long and, sometimes, arduous five years, we should all feel grateful that, even though we weren’t always laughing, even though we weren’t always in on the joke, even though we weren’t always happy, we’ve really… really learned a lot from watching it.  Like what bottle episodes are.

Even more than last week’s episode, “Cooperative Polygraphy” is an incredibly insular episode of a show that’s proven itself to be almost invulnerable to the prospect of gaining new viewers.  It’s an episode that commits the cardinal sin of tell, don’t show, but it does it in such an introspective and understanding way that, if you’re deeply invested in these characters, it still draws hysterics.

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GR Dailies: How I Met Your Mother – Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

by Grace Crawford

Images courtesy of Bay & Thomas Productions and 20th Century Fox.

Images courtesy of Bay & Thomas Productions and 20th Century Fox.

9×14: “Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra”

I can’t remember how many times I’ve watched the gang sit around at McLaren’s while Barney tells some totally-made-up-but-he-still-says-it’s-a-true story. It’s got to be at least a thousand. He tries to pass off some supposedly legendary exploit as fact, and none of the rest of the gang is buying it, and no one backs him up. So we just assume it’s not true. And that’s happened at least a million times. What do you mean, a thousand? I’m pretty sure I said “a million.”

So it’s nice to see Barney getting a taste of his own medicine when Marshall tells the story of how he mastered the Slap of a Thousand Exploding Suns (SoaTES), spending a year in China to learn speed, strength, and accuracy from a trio of masters who look suspiciously like Robin, Lily, and Ted, if they were Asian stereotypes. And it’s hilarious seeing the group backing him up with things like, “Yes, Marshall spent a year in Shanghai,” and “Yes, I’ve heard of that magical forest; I backpacked there in college.”

But apart from that, this episode is seriously lacking in anything even remotely resembling humour.

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Grace’s 2013

Year-End Review

Grace Crawford

I don’t like getting nostalgic.

Whenever I do, it feels like conceding weakness. “Oh, yeah, I miss that time way back when… man, wasn’t that a good time to be alive and doing things?” It seems like, once those things have happened, it’s time to move on and do other things that you’re not allowed to be nostalgic about, either.

For example, do I miss being a teenager? Yeah, sometimes I do. I miss life when it was less complicated. I miss not having it all figured out and having the freedom to be anything I wanted to be (except, like, a doctor or something, because I’m pretty sure you need more than a 67 in biology to be allowed to cut people up).

2013 was a year of figuring out what the rest of my life is going to look like. I know what I’m going to do and who I’m going to do it with. I have a plan. I have goals. Hell, I even have finances now, like I’m some kind of grown-up or something. When did that happen? Last I checked, I was a twenty-something just trying to get through university without having another mental breakdown. Then I looked up, realized I was going to graduate in four months and plan out what was going to happen after that, and discovered I was actually (however mildly) prepared to cope with it.

But this isn’t about life. It’s about movies.

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GR Dailies: Community – Basic Intergluteal Numismatics

by Thom Yee

Community images courtesy of NBCUniversal Television Distribution

Community images courtesy of NBCUniversal Television Distribution

5×03:  “Basic Intergluteal Numismatics”

It is with perpetual background character Garrett’s declaration, “Ass… Crack… Bandit!” (and the accompanying screams), right at the beginning of this week’s episode that it instantly becomes clear why this is Dan Harmon’s show and only Dan Harmon’s show.   “Basic Intergluteal Numismatics” is a concept episode that elects to take on the muted colour palette, dramatic camera angles and serial pacing of a night-time investigative procedural (think Law & Order mixed with the fatalistic overtones of David Fincher’s Zodiac) as our heroes chase down the menace of that aforementioned bandit.  While it’s a tonal change that works well for the episode’s plot, it’s also a choice that perfectly illustrates the depth of Harmon’s understanding of this world.

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Thom’s 2013

Year-End Review

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As I looked back at 2013, I came upon the realization that this may be the last truly strange numerical year of my life.  Like the year 1999, like the film 2001 and like the City on the Edge of Forever, the peaks and valleys of the construct we call “time” hinges on sticking points.  As a species, we look for meaning in all things, we crave it.  Moving forward, ascribing meaning to moments that would otherwise have none but for their place in the passage of then to now.  Sweet 16’s.  Twenty-fifth anniversaries.  Centennial celebrations.  To me, 2013 is just one of those years — it once felt remote, far in the future; built on numbers, like ‘2000’ and ‘13’, that inherently evoke meanings of their own — it tickles the mind in just the right way.  Twenty-thirteen… God, what a strange year to be alive.

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GR Dailies: Community – Repilot & Introduction to Teaching

Why I’m watching… Community

by Thom Yee

Community images courtesy of NBCUniversal Television Distribution

Community images courtesy of NBCUniversal Television Distribution

What a long, strange trip it’s been on our way to five seasons (in what, by now, will pretty much have to be at least six seasons and a movie).  Community is my second favourite show of all time, and, despite my reservations about its more recent outings, I’m genuinely excited about the show’s potential going forward.  Sure, Chevy Chase’s Pierce is long gone and Donald Glover’s Troy is not long for this timeline, but Dan Harmon’s back, and that’s absolutely everything I need to believe that we’ll get a show at least worth watching again, if not outright worshipping (again).

This time around, Jeff’s back as a teacher, the gang’s back because Jeff’s back, the magic’s back because Dan Harmon’s back, the show will re-find its footing after a lost season barely passed, and we’ll finally return to the fetishistic post-meta modernity we all love to watch get shoved up its own ass.

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

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by Grace Crawford

Images courtesy of New Line Cinema, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, WingNut Films, and Warner Bros. Pictures.

Images courtesy of New Line Cinema, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, WingNut Films, and Warner Bros. Pictures.

Desolation, n. a state of complete emptiness or destruction.

Doesn’t it annoy you when people pick a word, maybe not even a particularly fitting word, to define an entire subject and then begin a discussion with a dictionarial definition of that word? Doesn’t it seem pedantic? Doesn’t it seem… almost sm[a]ug?

It’s been a while since I  saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. And it’s been even longer since I read the book. So I have no right to be smaug, or even just plain smug, about anything to do with this movie, and I’m pretty sure some fans are going to take umbrage with my subject matter. In my defence, I mentioned last time how difficult it was to write reviews for epic-length movies, and I still stand by that statement. There’s just so much action, so many characters, and so much plot development to keep track of that it all boggles the mind a bit. But let’s try to dive into that, shall we?

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GR Dailies: How I Met Your Mother – Bass Player Wanted

by Grace Crawford

Images courtesy of Bay & Thomas Productions and 20th Century Fox.

Images courtesy of Bay & Thomas Productions and 20th Century Fox.

9×13: “Bass Player Wanted”

If you read my last review, you know that I wasn’t particularly happy with the way the rehearsal dinner went. It was fine, yes, but there was nothing really good about it. So I really wasn’t expecting to enjoy this episode as much as I did—until the Mother showed up. I was pretty much hooked from that moment on.

It was Marshall versus the Machine once again, and he trudged down a country road while carrying his son and a suitcase. Then a van pulled up behind him, and who should be driving but my new best friend? She mentions that she’s the bass player in the band that’s playing the Farhampton wedding that weekend, but that she used to be the lead singer and is now about to be kicked out. Oh, and the van isn’t hers—it belongs to “the devil.”

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