Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

by Grace Crawford

All images courtesy of Carolco Pictures, Lightstorm Entertainment, Pacific Western, StudioCanal, and TriStar Pictures.

All images courtesy of Carolco Pictures, Lightstorm Entertainment, Pacific Western, StudioCanal, and TriStar Pictures.

For a long time now, Terminator 2: Judgment Day has been on my list of movies to watch. I kept hearing comments like, “It’s even better than the first one!” So given how much I liked the first one, I was pretty sure I would enjoy this one even more. And yet when I sat down to watch T2 for the first time, something that might seem insignificant, but in fact is a symptom of a larger problem, bothered me right off the bat. But I’ll get to that.

Ten years after the events of The Terminator, Sarah Connor has been institutionalized for her stories of time-travelling robots, and her son John Connor is in foster care. The self aware-computer Skynet has sent another Terminator back in time, this time to kill John, and the future version of John has sent back another protector to save himself. But it’s different this time, because Skynet’s Terminator is a T-1000, an advanced shape-shifting model, and John’s protector is a reprogrammed T-800—the same kind that tried to kill Sarah the first time around.

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GR Dailies: Game of Thrones – The Mountain and the Viper

by Grace Crawford

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All Game of Thrones images courtesy of HBO.

4×08: “The Mountain and the Viper”

Welcome back after the (well after) mid-season break! This week’s episode started out with the wildlings sacking Mole’s Town. And when the blood started dripping through the floorboards, that’s when I knew this was gonna be a bloody episode.

The attack on Mole’s Town is a big deal since it’s just a stone’s throw from Castle Black, reminding us yet again that a wildling force 100,000 strong is advancing on the Wall. (Like we needed reminding.) A major battle is coming, and I have a feeling that that’s going to be the main focus of the next couple of episodes (or the season finale at the very least).

But it’s also a big deal because Gilly was there in Mole’s Town with her son. And when the baby started crying, Ygritte found them — and spared them. And that seems strange to me, given what we know of her. She’s cold and hard, and she was like that even before Jon left her, although of course him leaving made her way worse. So why would she spare Gilly and Sam?

I have two theories on that. One, she recognized a fellow wildling — I’m sure she’d been Craster’s way before — and didn’t want to kill one of her own kind. Or two, even though she’s seething with anger at Jon and the rest of the crows, she has enough compassion inside her to save a young mother and her infant son. Either way, Ygritte has some standards, and I really like that about her. (Also, she axes people real good.)

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Simul-Review: X-Men: Days of Future Past

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by Thom Yee and Grace Crawford

What Thom Thought 

It was worth it just for Iceman.

Images courtesy of 20th Century Fox

Images courtesy of 20th Century Fox

Let’s be honest with each other, you and I. For once in our lives.

Now when it really matters. If only this one time.

If only about the X-Men.

There’s never been a truly good X-Men movie. I’m not just zeroing in on The Last Stand or the Wolverine movies. While they all vary in quality, none of them are very good. First Class comes close, but it’s still a little off.

As one of the few people in the world who grew up with but never grew out of reading comicbooks, I’ve come into superhero movies already familiar with most of the groundwork being laid, and already aware of the continuities being established and messed with. And as GOO Reviews’ resident comicbook historian/nerd, I’ve thought about superhero movies a lot more than any one person probably should at any point in their lives.

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Godzilla (2014)

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by Thom Yee

Images courtesy of Warner Brothers Pictures and Toho

Images courtesy of Warner Brothers Pictures and Toho

If you have even a passing interest in Godzilla (and I assume you must considering what you’ve done to arrive here in the middle of this sentence), over the last few weeks you’ve probably been seeing and hearing a little bit more about the character and series than you normally do. This year marks sixty years since the release of the very first Godzilla, the debut of the iconic Japanese monster and the first steps of an icon that would go on to star in more than thirty movie that broke free of their homeland and gave birth to an entire genre of… grown men dressing up in rubber monster suits and trampling all over obviously fake cities as allegories for nuclear terror and mankind’s contempt for nature (is contempt the right word?).

And what better way could there be to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the venerable series and symbol of Japan than with an all-new 2014 movie produced in America, with a British director, filmed in Canada, and set for release more than two months later in its homeland than most of the rest of the world (that’s right, Godzilla opens on July 25th in Japan)?

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GR Dailies: Game of Thrones – Mockingbird

by Grace Crawford

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All Game of Thrones images courtesy of HBO.

4×07: “Mockingbird”

So this was an interesting episode that I’ve been looking forward to for a while. Again, it was sort of a filler episode in some ways, but it sets up the next episode, “The Mountain and the Viper,” which I think will be absolutely insane.

Let’s go in order of things I liked, starting with the things I didn’t. Up north at the Wall, Jon Snow is sulking because nobody’s listening to him about the wilding attack and Castle Black’s defences. He has this good idea to fill their big tunnel to the north with rocks and ice, effectively blocking it against the wildlings. But as per usual, Ser Alliser Thorne starts making fun of him.

Obviously the master builder thinks this is a pretty decent idea, even if it means their main supply channel is blocked, but even though he’s a grown-ass man with opinions of his own, he won’t speak up against Thorne. I’m getting pretty tired of Thorne and his attitude, so I’m gonna be glad when they finally get around to electing a new Lord Commander.

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The Terminator (1984)

by Grace Crawford

All images courtesy of Hemdale Film Corporation, Pacific Western Productions, and Orion Pictures.

All images courtesy of Hemdale Film Corporation, Pacific Western Productions, and Orion Pictures.

I’ve found that it can be difficult to separate personal feelings from movies when I’m reviewing them. For reasons I won’t go into, I have a bit of a soft spot for The Terminator. So that’s always going to flavour the way I view the movie and the story it communicates.

The Terminator begins with a naked Arnold Schwarzenegger appearing in a flash of light before beating up a group of punks and stealing their clothes. Shortly after this, another naked guy appears in his own flash of light and has a much harder time getting his own set of clothing. These strange gentlemen both proceed to phone booths, open up the phonebook (haven’t they heard of just Googling someone?), and search for the same person: one of three women named Sarah Connor.

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On the Death of a Community and #FiveSeasonsAndNoMovie

by Thom Yee

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Look, I don’t have a crystal ball, I don’t have any precognitive abilities, and even though my sense of pattern recognition is roughly the equal of most Asians, I can’t directly tell you what the future holds. All I know is that last Friday, May 9th, NBC did the unthinkable and cancelled Community after its fifth season. #darkesttimeline said star Joel McHale, accompanied by similarly morose, but appreciative lamentations by many members of the cast, and series creator Dan Harmon’s words, “Twitter isn’t big enough to hold my condolences and more importantly my gratitude to the best fans, cast and crew in TV history. Excelsior.” (Bear in mind that these statements were all from Twitter and not necessarily meant for full-scale grammatical analysis).

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GR Dailies: Game of Thrones – The Laws of Gods and Men

by Grace Crawford

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All Game of Thrones images courtesy of HBO.

4×06: “The Laws of Gods and Men”

So this episode was about a few different things, but let’s be realistic here: nobody cares about anything that’s not Tyrion’s trial. That being said, I have a certain responsibility to tell you what happened, so I’m gonna do that before I get all up in the trial’s business.

Let’s start with Daenerys, because she’s my favourite. She’s holding court, listening to over 200 people airing out their grievances and asking for stuff, when a shepherd comes in. Apparently her biggest dragon, Drogon, decided that this shepherd’s flock was lunch, flambéed the lot of them, and ate them. And because Dany is a wise and kind leader, she pays the shepherd three times the value of his sheep.

Then comes Hizdahr zo Loraq, a young Meereenese nobleman whose father was crucified as justice for the slaves who met the same end. He asks permission to bury his father’s bones. And after some deliberation, Dany agrees, even though the slaves who the slavemasters killed had no such consideration.

But here’s the interesting thing: as a reader (spoilers ahead), I know that Hizdahr has a larger role to play in Dany’s story. This is going to become a slippery slope that results in enormous changes for everyone, not to mention a fair amount of carnage before it’s all through. And it all started here, with a single act of familial loyalty and a corresponding act of compassion. But I’ll circle back around to that.

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